The Dictatorship of The Traditional Nomadic Lands is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 102 million Traditional Nomads are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish a Traditional Nomad economy, worth 2.40 trillion Nomadic Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,526 Nomadic Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, organ donation is compulsory, and The Traditional Nomadic Lands's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traditional Nomadic Lands's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Traditional Nomadic Lands is ranked 99,745^th in the world and 1,971^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.08 flags saluted per person per day.